I recently had some bad and good drama in my life, so I've kinda been out of it, hence my silence. BUT I'm back now, and I have my friend 'Tones' to thank for reminding me to post.
At this point, Batch A 2012 Corpers have been in camp for about two weeks, and I can tell you that they're either having bunches of fun or sick and tired of camp and can't wait for it to be over. By now, chances are that a larger number of the corpers have established a rapport with individuals of the opposite sex in camp (fellow corpers, soldiers, officials, etc) and are becoming bolder in exhibiting certain behaviors. By 'certain' I mean RANDY, and by behaviors I mean 'intercoursourial.' (Yes, I made up a word... sue me)
Can I just put it out there that...
- I have no idea why anyone would want to engage in sex of any kind in camp!?!?!? Any NYSC camp is generally filthy, so whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, for the love of hygienic sex, why???
- Any corper who has sex in camp is quite creative! In my camp (Lagos), my new friends and I tried to imagine where any such activities could/would take place. You see, there's relatively no privacy, so anyone who has the imagination to find a secluded spot, should be given an A for effort, if nothing else.
- The camp officials and soldiers are probably hornier than all the corpers combined!!! Ok, so you're giving us lectures on Safe Sex, but must you be SO excited about it? Honestly, I don't care to see you move your body in sexually suggestive motions simply because you want to explain how to put on a condom. *rolls eyes* OMG, one of the soldiers who was in charge of our drills and physical activity was CRAZY! He always, ALWAYS made us roll our hips from side to side and would instruct us as so: